Big Update, by Alice Mae

After Mommy and Daddy invited themselves over to the Turman's for dinner, I got to play with all these strange toys and a little girl named Mae. Her toys tasted different than mine. So I cried.


Mommy made me sit in Daddy's big chair and she took a lot of pictures of me. This is the crazy sort of thing we do while Daddy dissapears for eight hours a day.


So, there.


I go a little nuts at dinner time, sometimes. How much orange mush can a little girl eat?


America's Next Top Baby


There's something about watching the Teletubbies that makes me want to recline, take off my socks and just chillax. I think it's the way Dipsy says "Uh-oh...," or maybe just Noo-Noo.


This is me getting ready for Summer. Enough of this 10-minute bundle-the-baby-up business. I wann run free in the front yard in my diaper, and kick-back in a kiddy-pool Daddy has yet to buy me.


Daddy makes me look like the "Michelin Baby."


Mommy and Daddy FINALLY realized I can do this by myself. Spoons are for babies.


America's Next Top Baby: Cycle 2


One of my favorite things is hanging out on the bed with the cats. If only it were one of their favorite things.


Mid-clap.


Elephant-tails are a tasty treat. I saw that on Iron Chef one night. Mmmmm.


Cutest picture ever.


I love hanging out with Mommy. It's fun to drive her crazy. She thinks it's fun too...see?

Bye bye!